I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #1

Welcome to the first installment of I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws and we’re gonna start gentle, as all first times should be. Let’s get to this week’s question

“How long should one wait to say I love you?” – Colleen A., Florida

Hammer & Tongue

I’m standing beneath her window, arms broken. Last week, I asked a couple of buddies to down a case of Natty Ice and do their best to paralyze the Lloyd Dobbler in me with hammers. I did not tell them I was tired of knowing only how to push, how to fence her in between forearm and alley for a kiss. I walk over to left side of the front door where the row of buzzers are, hope my forehead is accurate, hope she understands the efforts and the growing addiction to fingers of Popov.

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