I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #18

Mr. Bradley,

I come to you in confidence for guidance. I would like my lover to ramp up his sadistic side organically. Is there a way to plant the seed without asking, a S&M inception if you will?

Yours in strokes,

J.M.

Well J.M., I hope this helps.

Give & Take

I thought lighting my cigarettes with his Magic: the Gathering collection would be enough to warrant a slap or wrap salt and bile around my name but he just shrugged. When he caught my hand in his ex-girlfriend, he just walked out of the bathroom and told me to make sure to wash after I was done. I left my soaked panties and left heavy leather gloves out on the nightstand after erasing all of his saved games on his XBox 360, pretended to sleep under the covers, waiting for his fury.

“I know what you’re doing,” he said from our bedroom door. “You being a total bitch isn’t going to get you what you want. I’ll be sleeping on the couch until you take your act right.”

There’s hope for him yet.

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