I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #14
“Recently, I was told by an acquaintance that I put THE MOVES on too fast. What exactly are THE MOVES? And is it true that THE MOVES ought to be savored as they’re put on, like long socks?”–@mohawko
Sir, I hope this is the bad medicine that you need.
Yawn
I’m looking for the opening through the bob and sway of our conversation. I ignore the macking advice The Brady Bunch gave my arms five years ago. I haven’t figured out how to woo with my penis. The letter said I would, eventually. I don’t know what the rest of it said. I burned it before I could learn the whole truth.
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