I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #13

Dear Mr. Bradley,

I have been debating fooling around with some men. While I refuse to have sex without a condom, I am unsure of how to proceed in the area of oral sex. I do quite enjoy performing fellatio on my sexual partner, but I am reluctant to with flings because I would rather not contract an STD or STI. Should I use a condom? And if so, how on earth do you suck on that?

Thank you for your time,

LRD – Oregon

Good Humor

I can still feel the Popsicle through the paper towel wrapped around it against my tongue. My dad watches from across the room. I’m about to place my hand around the handle when he puts up his right palm like a Stop sign.

“Young man, you will keep it in your mouth until it drips or for thirty minutes. Whichever comes first. Do you understand?”

I breathe through my nose, the one-ply scraping my lips, grinding my taste buds. I try to fight the drops of sugary orange from falling down my throat.

“Learning how not to swallow may just save your life one day. Remember that, kiddo. Remember.”