I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #12

“Should I base my entire life plans around a psychic’s prediction that I’ll meet my soulmate in Michigan in January?” – Molly L., Montana.

Hmmm, that’s a headscratcher…let’s see if this gives you ideas.

Magellan 

I ask him to slap me. I don’t feel the love line break the skin. I ask him to slap me again. The same sting. I yell at him to do it harder, to keep doing it until I ask him to stop or until I knock my head on something and pass out. In the morning, I’ll use the bruise, the compass of his love line to point me in the right direction.

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