I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #5

At the height of climax, my girlfriend is sure to scream out the name of a past lover and demand that I slap her. If I do not slap her, she says it will only get worse, the things she will ask of me will only escalate in complexity and work to humiliate me further, publicly. I really love this girl, feel loved by her always. She says I cannot breathe without her and that should just wind up and slap her sometimes. What should I do?

Signed,

Not Exclusively Worried About Past Lovers

NEWAPL, hope this gives you what you need.

Anonymous

The best thing about dating Mystique is her willingness to fuck me like a haunted house.

“You’re not good enough to fuck me, Joseph. Your cock is too small, you little piece of shit.” Heather’s right cheek throbs as I try proving her wrong. After I’m done, I spoon her until her white skin melts away and I’m stroking Mystique’s red hair, kissing her neck and back, whispering “thank you” and “I’m sorry”.

I wonder why she lets me do this. I wonder why I haven’t woken up yet to an automatic weapon in my face, teasing my lips, telling me to suck it if I want to live in her throatiest tone. I’m afraid to ask.

“Whose turn is it tonight,” she asks over the phone. I look through my computer. I hope she’s willing to be Paul. I’m glad I didn’t delete the photos.

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